And here I thought the Department of the Army had better things to do. Like, oh say, win a f’ing war…

A new Army message defines the wear policy of the new Army Service Uniform and gives “bridging” strategy for transition to the new uniform. The new Army Service Uniform will replace the white, blue and green service uniforms. Soldiers are expected to posses the entire uniform by July, 2014. The two key components of the uniform, the coat and slacks, are expected to cost around $140, or $200 with modifications. Enlisted Soldiers will receive an increase in their annual uniform allowance to help offset the cost of the uniform. For more information, visit the U.S. Army Service Uniform webpage.

First we go to European useless ass berets that everybody hates and isn’t even American made. Now we’re going to try and look like we’re an entirely different branch of the military. Who comes up with this shit? They just changed the material of the class A’s. It’s freakin’ Mega-tor and Mega-T, who freakin’ cares. Win the war first then we’ll talk fashion.