I just want to let the world know how wonderful Champagne is. Even if it is just an American Sparkling Wine that mimics Champagne. Go have yourself a mimosa and tell me if it isn’t true X’s and O’s Dolls, X’s and O’s…

“The night they invented champagne
It’s plain as it can be
They thought of you and me
The night they invented champagne
They absolutely knew
that all we’d want to do
Is fly to the sky on champagne
And shout to everyone in sight
That since the world began
no woman or a man
has ever been as happy as we are tonight!”